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|      The
dean {of women} {at a
large coeducational college} 
 recently began an important announcement {to the student body} as follows: "The president {of the college} and I have decided to stop necking
{on the
campus."}
 Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
 
Compiled by Jacob M. Braude. Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p.51 Notes 
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