One
day, an
Eastern University professor
visited
the expanding campus
{of the University} {of California} 
 {at Los Angeles}. / 
He
watched
construction
work
{on half 
 a dozen new buildings}. / 
He
inspected
new
laboratories
 and attended
summer
classes
{in modern study rooms}.
/
 He walked
{across
miles} {of eucalyptus-lined lawns 
 and athletic fields} {with one} {of the deans}.
/ 
He
was 
 impressed.
/
      "My," [Note
#1 he
said,]
"just how many
students
do
 you have
here?"
/
      [DO
of "answered"Note # 2
"Let me see,"]
the
dean
 answered
thoughtfully, /
"I'd
say about
one
{in a hundred}." /
  
 Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
 Compiled by Jacob M. Braude. 
 Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p. 52 
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