The American
government,
{in
studying (Gerund
- 
Object of "in") the
migratory habits
(DO of "studying")} {of birds},
 bands
them{with
a metal strip} inscribed
(Gerundive to "strip"): /  
 "Notify Fish
& Wild Life Service,
{Washington,
D.C.)"  / The
bands
 
used to read,
"Washington Biological Survey,"
abbreviated 
 (Gerundive to "Washington Biological Survey")
{to "Wash. Biol. Surv."}
 /  The
inscription was
changed {to the present one}shortly [after
a
 
farmer
shot a
crow
and
disgustedly
wrote
the U.S. government:]
/ 
 "Dear Sirs: I
shot
one {of
your pet crows}the other day and 
 followed the
instructions
attached (Gerundive
to "instructions")
 {to it} and surved
it. / 
It was
turrible.
/   You
should
stop trying
 to fool (Inf - DO
of "trying") the
people 
(DO of "to fool")
 {with things} {like that}."
/ 
  
  Baude's Handbook of Humor for All Occasions.
 Compiled by Jacob M. Braude.
 Englewood Cliffs: Prentice Hall, 1958. p.122 
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