{At
a country fair}
there was a Buffoon who made all
the people laugh 
{by imitating the
cries} {of various
animals}.  He finished off {by
squeaking}
 so {like a pig} that the
spectators thought that he had a porker concealed 
 (about him}. But a
Countryman who stood by said: "Call that a
pig's squeak!  
 Nothing {like it}. You give
me {till tomorrow} and I will show you what
it's 
 like."  The audience
laughed, but next day, sure enough, the
Countryman 
 appeared {on the
stage}, and putting his head down
squealed so hideously that 
 the spectators hissed and
threw stones {at him} to make him stop. 
"You 
 fools!" he cried, "see what you have been hissing," and
held up a little
pig 
 whose ear he had been pinching to make him utter the
squeals.
      Men often
applaud an imitation and hiss the
real thing.
  
 
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